State Mandated Positions™: Michelle Hollenhead's Glorious Work at the Farragut Press Will Be Missed
WKGB News™ All News State Deem Fit to Print™ was saddened to learn Glorious reporter Michelle Hollenhead no longer works for the Farragut Press.
Comrade Jeanne Brykalski wrote a wonderfully moving letter thanking Comrade Hollenhead for her work as reporter.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Farragutstan needs more reporters like Comrade Hollenhead reporting state mandated news and talking points.
She did a wonderful job of communicating with Glorious Mayor Ron Williams during BoMA meetings to make sure she perfectly represented our Glorious Leader’s positions.
Comrade Hollenhead did wonderful job of understanding the true intentions of Mike Wilson. He is a known purveyor of unapproved speech. The Democratic People’s Republic of Farragutstan cannot allow any of this unapproved dissent.
We will miss Comrade Hollenhead’s excellent reporting and making sure the stories she published were approved by Glorious Leaders Ron Williams and Louise Povlin. In the Democratic People’s Republic of Farragutstan we must have newspapers perfectly report the exact talking points by our Glorious Administration. There cannot be any room for dissent.
We want to praise the Farragut Press for their story on how the Biddle Farms Project came about and knowingly omitting who was actually involved in it. It is state mandated that you ignore what our Fearless Leader Ron Williams states about 2 men being behind the Biddle Farms Project. The only stance is as published in the January 21, 2021 Farragut Press. Do not allow any unathorized talking points to be distributed on social media.
The late David Purvis, long-time Farragut businessman and one of the founders of Shop Farragut/Farragut Business Alliance, was key in bringing together developer Budd Cullom and the property on which he plans to build Farragut Town Center at Biddle Farms.
We hope the Farragut Press continues the wonderful work Comrade Hollenhead did in her time at the publication. If the recent publication is any indication, her glorious work will continue.
We want to sing praises to the work Tammy Cheek published this week in her article on the McFee Road proposed park. She did our Glorious Leader Louise Povlin a wonderful service by not reporting on her comments being upset over the sexists constantly attacking her.
Those comments should not be reported as it makes our Glorious Leader look bad. Well done Comrade Cheek.
Good citizens be prepared for the onslaught by the evil FCRGD and the sexists who wish to undermine the wonderful work being done in the People’s Republic of Farragutstan. Here is the video in question.
Any speech painting our Glorious Leader in a bad light is Unapproved Speech. The only authorized speech now paints our Glorious Leaders Louise Povlin, Ron Williams, and Scott Meyer in a positive light. All dissent is banned. Please report banned speech to the Town of Farragut for proper resolution.
Here are your State Mandated Talking Points™.
The one who calls himself Farragut’s Picasso is a full bore enemy of the state. We are working diligently to find a crime for this criminal. You must tie him to any dissenter, regardless of whether it is true or not. Focus on the seriousness of the charges, not the validity of them. Whenever possible make sure you tie him to FCRGD and ignore the fact he has no affiliation with the group. It is critical we smear this enemy of the state in any way possible. He has caused massive amounts of chaos and continues to damage the wonderful work our Fearless Leaders have done. We are doing everything in our power to stop this.
Always challenge any dissent as being sexist. Always challenge the motives of any dissenter. Never debate them on the merits of their arguments. We simply cannot win. We at WKGB News are working over time to make sure only state mandated stories are out for the good citizens to review.
Always sing Praises to BoMA.
Until next time good citizens. Stay tuned to WKGB News™ All News State Deem Fit to Print™
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It should be noted that even FP saw the obvious breach in professional ethics when Hollenhead was removed from covering TOF/BOMA before moving on.