Unapproved Speech Continues in Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Farragutstan
Good citizens, the one known as Voldemort has stooped to new lows. This individual has made our Glorious Leader Louise Povlin cry and caused her unimaginable emotional trauma. He has outwardly mocked our Glorious Mayor Ron Williams with such disgusting segments as He-Ron and the Masters of Incompetence.
He has committed numerous acts of unapproved speech with his “yard art”. The DPRF is doing everything in its power to silence this menace.
Now this menace has commissioned a song openly mocking this entire process of enforcing unapproved speech ordinances.
Whatever you do DO NOT DISSEMINATE this nonsense. We cannot make this person any more of a hero than he already is. At this rate, he could become the next mayor of the Democratic People’s Republic of Farragutstan. We must do all we can to stop this immediately.
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